1. Are you kidding me? What is the difference your work and mine? For starters, you don’t have any!

2. Paying for a babysitter every Friday isn’t much of a solution the problem.

3. There’s been an increase the number of early dismissal days this year, hasn’t there?

4. The advantage you working from home is basically non-existent if you don’t look after the kids!

5. I can see some advantages letting them spend the afternoon at our place. At least we’ll know where they are.

6. What’s the reason the early dismissal this Friday? Teacher training again?

7. My attitude you having a new boyfriend was a lot more positive before you had three different boyfriends in one month.

8. Do you still have any contact Oliver’s mum? Maybe she could pick them up with her kids.

9. Max did a drawing me working in the garden. Apparently I look about ninety.

10. What was Lily’s reaction the idea of helping us in the garden for a couple of hours?

11. I’ve got a picture all three of them cleaning the living room. I’m keeping it as evidence.

12. There’s going to be a huge demand babysitters if the school keeps doing this.

13. We can discuss the causes the mess later. Right now they can clean it up.

14. I’m beginning to see a connection the amount of pocket money we offer and their sudden interest in housework.